Here we present ...
Most Likely to Brave a Snowstorm to get to Work - Jeremiah Rinkenberger
(Jeremiah's award was presented by window visit)
Most Likely to Put the Gold Back into the Golden Years - Rick Plattner
Most Likely to Take Over Dave's Job - Brandon Stoller
Brandon received an Administrator's Survival Kit, including such useful items as a packet of gravy (because it's a gravy job), a pair of thumb protectors (for all the thumb twiddling), pillow and blanket (for all naps he'll get to take), a pocket protector and pens (to hold all his pens so he doesn't have to snitch everyone else's).